Lyrics

Well, I can't believe you're leaving. I can't believe you'd go.
But before you get your bags packed, there're some things you oughta know.

Well, I hope you never win the lottery. I hope you catch everybody's cold.
I hope you're broke and lonely when you get old.
I hope the air in your pickup truck gives out on a summer day.
I hope you toss and turn and wish you never went away.

Well, I love you too much dear to wish you well.
So, darlin', out of love I wish you hell.
I know that's I'm not sayin' or thinkin' what I should
And when I start forgetting you, I'll be good.

Well, I can't just smile about it. I can't just let you be.
You need to have a bad time like the one you're giving me.

Well, I hope your plumbing starts leaking. I hope your crummy boss won't quit.
And when you tell your family that you left, they all throw a fit.
I hope you have to start wearing glasses and I hope you start losing all your hair.
I hope you look at my side of the bed and wish I was there.

Well, I love you too much dear to wish you well.
So darlin', out of love, I wish you hell.
Well, I know that I'm not sayin' or thinkin' what I should.
But when I start forgetting you, I'll be good.

Well, I really hope lady luck will frown on you.
I really wish I had better things to do than

Hope you never win the lottery. Hope you catch everybody's cold.
Hope you're broke and lonely when you get old.
I hope the air in your pick up truck gives out on a summer day
I hope you toss and turn and you wish you never went away.

I hope you never win the lottery. I hope you never win the lottery. . .